Smoking Culturist T-Shirts

Holbein, Woodbein

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'I'm an atheist!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

Professional woman in pub

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Robert Mitchum

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Vaping cigarette

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

Nature is not perfect

The Farmer's Return.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'