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Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Remote control car breakdown.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"What?!"

José Saramago

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Smoking in office cubicles.

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Exempli Gratia.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

The Farmer's Return.

A shared passion

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"Hey, Pal, … I paid good money for these pollution credits."

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

Promising!

Nigel Farage

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.'