Smoking Culturist Mugs

Holbein, Woodbein

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Professional woman in pub

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Vaping cigarette

Mashed potatoes...

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

The Farmer's Return.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Nature is not perfect

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

'Fred, everybody is here!'