Smoking Culture Buff Mugs

Mona Wheezer.

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"What?!"

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

The Farmer's Return.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"It's for you."

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'