Smoking Culture Buff Mugs

Mona Wheezer.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Secondhand smoke.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Robert Mitchum

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

The Farmer's Return.

Nature is not perfect

Mashed potatoes...

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"It's for you."

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"You realize there is no 'smokey bull'."

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'