Non-smoking Crusaders Gifts

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Dog Passive Smoking

Lung Disease Treatment.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

The little engine that wouldn't.

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'That part about the quantum convinced me!'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

"I hate my gym."

'Thanks, but I'm a non smoking building...'

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

Smoker's Lungs.

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?