Anti-tobacco Crusader Gifts

Do Not Smoke! Kill!

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The smoking Gun

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Office Smoking Conflict

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

'Cigarette?'

Carcinoco

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

The real cause of forest fires

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."