Smoke-free Hopeful Gifts

"Doesn't look good, Archie!"

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Carcinoco

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Dog Passive Smoking

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"It seems reasonable to assume that eating the stuff won't do us any good either."

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

Lung Disease Treatment.

No Smoking.

Healthy Ultimatum

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'