Beginning A Smoke-free Journey Pillows

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Stop Smoking Program.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Does it come in menthol?"

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'There you are - it works!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

Dog Passive Smoking

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Lung Disease Treatment.

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'