No Smoking Advocate Gifts

No Swearing. No Smoking. No Unruly Behaviour.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Pollution Look

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The smoking Gun

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Packey Bar.

Office Smoking Conflict

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Cigarette?'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Carcinoco

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."