Smokers' Advocate Gifts

'I'm not suicidal - this is our office's designated smoking area.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The smoking Gun

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Office Smoking Conflict

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Cigarette?'

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Carcinoco

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."