Toxin Awareness Gifts

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bees SOS

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"That's an everblue."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

EXXON EXTINCTION

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'