Pollution Awareness Promoter Gifts

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"That's an everblue."

Alms Bank

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Minimum wage.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

recycling

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Nope. No fish."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?