Pollution Awareness Promoter T-Shirts

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Aliens and Environmentalists

Alms Bank

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Minimum wage.

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

recycling

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"Nope. No fish."

Low standard of living