Medication Awareness Crusader Pillows

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fighting the Zika Virus

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Meds Toast

Bubbling

Ebola reaches USA.

Theater on meds

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Opioid Epidemic

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Doping

Anti-Vaxxers

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019