Medication Aware Pillows

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"You dropped yer wallet."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'Must you always point out my floss?'