Medication Aware Pillows

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."