Medical Awareness Pillows

"After extensive X-Rays and blood tests, we've confirmed what we already suspected - You're not big boned, your fat."

All this binge eating and rinking I'm doing is making me really fat so I'll need a full check-up in July 2006 - GPs must provide advance bookings.

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'I was all right till I read, 'Your Gall Bladder and You.'

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"I wish you'd do something about your dandruff..."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"I said, how much air does that thing hold?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

National Everything Awareness Day

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Distance to avoid contagion

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Prejudice/Empathy

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Can't even hold signs well.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'