Healthcare Awareness Pillows

"Do my medical benefits cover being sick of rising medical costs?"

'I couldn't afford the Bronze, Silver, or Gold health plan of the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I work here because I need health insurance. I need health insurance because I work here."

'Sorry Jack, but as I said to Jill, it's the two tier system, if you can't afford anything better, it'll have to be just the vinegar and brown paper.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

Love in the pandemic

The epitaph on a headstone reads "Art Farkas - October 8, 2012 - I didn't even reach my deductible."

"Needles scare him."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Deaths from Coronavirus

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Healthcare declaration

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Earth and the Coronavirus

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

AIDS prevention

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"