Health Awareness Journey Pillows

'Its the actress Fransesca Cauotini she has taken precautions since she discovered she had family brain tumour gene.'

Be Healthy

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Dieting Motivation.

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Men's Health Screenings.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

AIDS prevention

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Attack of the 'health' foods

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"