Health Awareness Journey Gifts

'Its the actress Fransesca Cauotini she has taken precautions since she discovered she had family brain tumour gene.'

Be Healthy

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Dieting Motivation.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Earth and the Coronavirus

Men's Health Screenings.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"I’d like to return my Fitbit—It won’t stop calling me a lazy piece of sh*t."

Attack of the 'health' foods

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.