Health Care Awareness Pillows

'The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each.'

'I've got a blister on my little toe.' - 'Is it infected?' - 'Not really.' - 'Just put a plaster on it, then.' - 'Would I be eligible for 'shop mobility' in the mean time?' - 'Get out!'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Deaths from Coronavirus

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Long shift?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

We can't call the doctor, we can't call the nurse, we have to call the lady with the alligator purse.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Healthcare declaration

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Running