Illness Awareness Pillows

"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Healthcare declaration

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

AIDS prevention

Zika global alert

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''