Illness Awareness Pillows

"You should only be worried if you never had it as a kid."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Healthcare declaration

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

AIDS prevention

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''