Addiction Awareness Champion Pillows

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

Doping

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Drinking Conversion Chart

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Alex Higgins

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

AIDS prevention

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"...No more black coffee!"

Amy Winehouse

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Promote the use of condoms.

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Don't you puff your vape at me

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

"Say NO to drugs."

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

Gambling Addiction Treatment Center

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'