Addiction Awareness Champion Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Doping

Drinking Conversion Chart

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Alex Higgins

AIDS prevention

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"...No more black coffee!"

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

Promote the use of condoms.

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

"Say NO to drugs."

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

Living in a wine bottle.