Alcohol Moderation T-Shirts

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cat Nip.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Now that's a win."

"An everything Martini, please."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I forget to drink."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'Fried chickens.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Wordplay: Export.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Redhead

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Complementary Beverages

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

In case of falling markets break glass.