Alcohol Moderation Pillows

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cat Nip.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Now that's a win."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I forget to drink."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Redhead

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Fried chickens.'

Wordplay: Export.

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Complementary Beverages

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."