Reducing Alcohol Consumption T-Shirts

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cat Nip.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I forget to drink."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wordplay: Export.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Fried chickens.'

Redhead

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Complementary Beverages

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'