Alcohol-free Living T-Shirts

"Sometimes I think, why am I here? What's the point?"

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

Teetotaler introducing his son to the schoolmaster

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"About time!"

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Alex Higgins

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

New Milks

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

Drink Driving

"Surely you remember my husband?... You may not recognise him standing up."

Portrait of 'Our founder' at Alcoholics Anonymous is a drunk.

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

Drink is a curse.

"Don't look left or right!"

"Surely a total abstainer would abstain from abstention?"

Tee-totalitarian

"What do you mean I drink too much!"

Small child advocating teetotalism to his grandfather

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'Travel club for alcoholics.'

Unhappy people standing outside pub with fighting going on inside 'Oh no! It's Happy Hour'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'