Moderation Advocate T-Shirts

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

Hate Platforms

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Now that's a win."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Diner is served

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Meet the People of the Internet

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

If You Can't Join Them, Be Them

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

Ideological positions in social networks

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

'We should settle out of court more often.'

Debating Society. A rising tide lifts all boats. Moderator. That's a nice way of saying "sink or swim"!

"If you want to be an effective TV-debater, not pulverising your opponent would be a big step forward!"

Women more likely to be misogynistic on twitter. . .

"More like 95% off!"

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"Brian did have some things to say but they have since been removed by the moderators."

'I drank this stuff called 'extreme energy' and I stayed awake for two hours. Two hours, Clarence!'

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

'I think you're losing me.'