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'I think you're losing me.'

Hate Platforms

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Now that's a win."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Fact amnesty"

Social media and censorship...

Diner is served

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Meet the People of the Internet

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

Ideological positions in social networks

John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'

"Brian did have some things to say but they have since been removed by the moderators."

"If you want to be an effective TV-debater, not pulverising your opponent would be a big step forward!"

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.