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Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Wine Lady

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Just the one...

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Redhead

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Malty tasking.'

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'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"You want your olive?"