Social Drinker With Discipline Mugs

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Wine Lady

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

"An everything Martini, please."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

Redhead

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Next Round Indicator

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Your shout!"

"You want your olive?"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."