Social Drinkers Mugs

'A few of us are getting together after work to binge-drink. You're welcome to join us if you're not in recovery.'

The vuvuzelas also came in handy after the tournament.

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"When it's sunny I drink ... when it rains I drink ... when it snows I drink. I think I have a problem with weather."

"To the weekend! ...And another successful transformation from 'Functional' to 'Raging!'"

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Fred drinks to restricting himself to just one glass of wine a day.

Beer Lunch

"How about another round to toast temperance?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Malty tasking.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."