Social Drinkers' Club Mugs

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Malty tasking.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

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"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Your shout!"

"You want your olive?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

'He's been shot!'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Yes, it is hot in here."