Social Drinkers' Club Gifts

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

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"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Malty tasking.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"You want your olive?"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."