Sociable Drinker Gifts

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

Wine Lady

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Malty tasking.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"You want your olive?"

"Your shout!"