Social Drinking Gifts

"Re toxing Dave"

'Tell me the truth, Norm. Do I have bad breath?'

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

"I haven't completely abstained, but I only drink in moderation these days."

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"Ahh, wine. Grape juice that went on to earn a graduate degree."

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

Drunken Ass

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'This light beer reminds me a lot of San Francisco - it's close to water.'

"O, that we could harness this wisdom."

'I'm very green - I always drink in my local.'

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

"I always gulp my wine - it evaporates, you know."

Rose Wine

"Hmm, this cheeky little red just stamped on my toes, poked me in the eye, kicked me in the nuts and said 'get a life, you sad git'."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"I've got an app that tells me how much I've drank."

"No, nobody's handed in a delicious bottle of malt whiskey."

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'May I have $50 to buy a round for the house, sir? — I'm a social drinker.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"My wine! My bubbles!"

"I used to be a hunter and gatherer. But since retirement I'm mostly a drinker."

"I hear productivity is down but morale is waaay up."

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Wine is plant-based food."

Rodins drunk

'A table near the wine steward, please.'