Social Drinking Pillows

"Re toxing Dave"

'Tell me the truth, Norm. Do I have bad breath?'

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

"I haven't completely abstained, but I only drink in moderation these days."

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"Ahh, wine. Grape juice that went on to earn a graduate degree."

Drunken Ass

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'This light beer reminds me a lot of San Francisco - it's close to water.'

"O, that we could harness this wisdom."

'I'm very green - I always drink in my local.'

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

"I always gulp my wine - it evaporates, you know."

Rose Wine

"Hmm, this cheeky little red just stamped on my toes, poked me in the eye, kicked me in the nuts and said 'get a life, you sad git'."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"I've got an app that tells me how much I've drank."

"No, nobody's handed in a delicious bottle of malt whiskey."

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'May I have $50 to buy a round for the house, sir? — I'm a social drinker.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"My wine! My bubbles!"

"I used to be a hunter and gatherer. But since retirement I'm mostly a drinker."

"I hear productivity is down but morale is waaay up."

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Wine is plant-based food."

Rodins drunk

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"