Social Dancing Pillows

Manners and Customs of the English - The Polka

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"I can do the Fox Trot and the Rumba, but no rain dance."

Dancing

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Just the one...

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Clubbing

Glyndebourne

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"You want your olive?"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'