Social Dancing Mugs

Manners and Customs of the English - The Polka

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"I can do the Fox Trot and the Rumba, but no rain dance."

Dancing

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Clubbing

Glyndebourne

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."