Social Smoking Pillows

A Solemn Pronouncement

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men gossiping

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Punk Reindeer

Just the one...

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Professional woman in pub

Next Round Indicator

Merry Christmas.