Social Eating Pillows

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"How can you be out of wings?"

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'A cheeky red?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Party Animals.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Social distancing

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"