Social Drink Enthusiast Gifts

'I can remember the days when you could buy a round of drinks in cash without reaching for your chequebook.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Just the one...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Next Round Indicator

'Malty tasking.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Whiskey wars

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'