Sociable Drinker Mugs

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

Wine Lady

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"An everything Martini, please."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Next Round Indicator

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Your shout!"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"You want your olive?"

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."