Social Drinking Enthusiast Mugs

'My health has been ruined by too much drinking to other people's health!'

'You've had enough, you face looks blurred.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"An everything Martini, please."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Just the one...

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Next Round Indicator

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Whiskey wars

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'