Social Drinking Enthusiast Prints

'My health has been ruined by too much drinking to other people's health!'

'You've had enough, you face looks blurred.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Just the one...

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'The King of what?'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Next Round Indicator

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Malty tasking.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Whiskey wars