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"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

'A cheeky red?'

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

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Just the one...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Malty tasking.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

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"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Your shout!"

"You want your olive?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

'He's been shot!'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Yes, it is hot in here."