Starting A Drinking Club T-Shirts

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

I could have danced all night!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Tequila Mockingbird

Dancing at the Clubs.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

The Walk of Shame

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Body by Jake

After party at the spill club.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Anton's Bar and Grill

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

God save the Queen.

Gorgeous Groovers.

His master's chill-out album

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

Club DJ.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Vaccine passport required

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I'll need to see some ID.'