Social Clubs Mugs

'The Philosophy Club. Free why fi.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Atheism is Hot

The tooth club for men

'We really don't have anybody appropriate for you right now -- why don't you try the Low Self-Esteem Club?'

Nostalgia Club: This week's topics: Low gas prices, coffee klatches and pensions.

Youth Club-Darby and Joan club.

The Stand-about Society had a breakaway faction at their AGM

'No doubt about it, we've got to stop meeting next door to the Nudist Wine Lovers' Club.'

'I dunno, maybe joining a wine club that meets at 7 a,m, on Monday mornings wasn't such a good idea after all,'

Red Hat Society Members.

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

Sew...

"Dry sherry sir..?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Niche Extracurriculars

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Time-of-the-month club.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.