Moderation Master Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures your love for moderation and balanced judgment? Our collection features witty and stylish items perfect for anyone who prides themselves on being a moderation master. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or yourself, these products blend humor with a touch of sophistication, celebrating the art of moderation in all aspects of life.

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'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.' mockup

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

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'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.' mockup

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

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'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.' mockup

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

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'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!' mockup

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

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Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic. mockup

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

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Surfing the daily stress

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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Fight or Flight

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'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!' mockup

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.' mockup

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

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"Now that's a win."

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"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated." mockup

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?" mockup

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

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"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle." mockup

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

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"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too." mockup

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!" mockup

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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Meditation

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The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window. mockup

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

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"Showoff"

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'Want to make it two out of three?' mockup

'Want to make it two out of three?'

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The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind. mockup

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

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Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class mockup

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

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"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?" mockup

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

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Need an elevated state of mind too! mockup

Need an elevated state of mind too!

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"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic." mockup

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

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"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me." mockup

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

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'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!' mockup

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

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'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.' mockup

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

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"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude." mockup

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

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"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room." mockup

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

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All we have in life is this moment... mockup

All we have in life is this moment...

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The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it. mockup

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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Moderation Master Gifts Collection

Moderation Master Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating moderation mastery—perfect for mornings filled with humor and balanced insight.

Moderation Master Pillows

Find cozy pillows that remind you of the importance of moderation, blending comfort with clever design.

Moderation Master Prints

Browse inspiring prints that highlight the art of moderation—great for adding personality and humor to your space.

Moderation Master T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that showcase your moderation skills with humor and flair, ideal for daily wear and making a witty statement.