Mundane Explorer Mugs

"You have arrived at your destination."

Crab with a clown face.

X-ray Psychology.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Brain Sunrise

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

You are here...

"I want to see other hallucinations."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Life bingo

"I prefer to stand."

Sigmund Freud

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

'Hate, charity, faith, patience...to thine own self be true...' 'Leave this man alone you're driving him mad.'

Contrarian Therapy

Man Running Through Question Mark

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

Missing socks squad.

"My life just doesn't seem real...It's like I'm just a character in a cartoon."