Mundane Life Explorers Mugs

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Crab with a clown face.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

'In denial and loving it!'

No crawling sign in the desert.

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

"I want to see other hallucinations."

Life bingo

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

"Where did I come from?"

No Smoking in the Castle

"I'm lost!"

"I'm thinking of going back to work now I've had kids beat me up"

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams

LOST & FOUND, 'Where did you last see this pink elephant?'

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"